my favorite part of XY was when they had that big parade in your honor and when you get home your mom’s like “That was a great parade I saw it on tv”
like thanks for getting off your ass to see the country throw a parade for me. thanks, mom, love the support.
at that I literally was just
"Mom I saved the region!"
"Yes good I saw that on TV"
like, the region celebrates and your mom didn’t even come
she watched it ON THE FREAKING TV
Guys, she used to be a Rhyhorn racer and she retired in her prime. Isn’t it pretty obvious she can’t leave the house because of SERIOUS health issues? If not for the Sycamore’s “what a pretty handwriting”, I would bet anything you want she’s actually blind.
Best battle music in the history of Pokémon? Well, I would have to think for a while before making such a big state-OF COURSE IT IS
(Source: klefable, via pipipipiyo)
Pi and Pea and Piyo: Oh my God. It all makes so much sense now...
This is Team Rocket:
They are a supposedly evil crime organization founded by this guy named Giovanni:
But what are their real motivations? To steal Pokemon, right? Wrong! That’s what these guys do in…
If only people read Giovanni’s dialogue, those kinda obviously wrong theories wouldn’t show up here. Not to mention the (sucky) anime Team Rocket is NOT canon Team Rocket, far from it, in fact. Though I can see the appeal of making a villain into a dark hero, we all have our headcanons. And yes, Giovanni’s main goal was definitely Mewtwo (the strongest Pokémon in the world and such), while most of the Rockets thought it was all about the money and stealing mons.
Spookytree has been added to serebii. so yeah it is real haha nerds
dear god if that really is the English name I’m just gonna
…I swear this gen has the worst English names
Guys, people are actually falling for that. Without even checking Serebii by themselves. Are we stupid, lazy or both?
So yeah, about the BEST middle stages of gen V and VI starters…
THINGS THAT ARE NOT OKAY
THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU DECIDE A POKEMON IS WEAK AND KICK IT OFF YOUR TEAM WOW
I open my tumblr WHILE PLAYING SOUL SILVER, PREPARING MY CROCONAW TO FACE WHITNEY and I see those first three pictures and I’m like WHAT HOW WHY I DON’T GET IT.